I bought this life size porcelain dalmatian at a heavily discounted price. As you see he stands guard at an open five bar gate and represents duty and steadfastness. Classy, no? I’m in negotiation for another 100 which would be 101% classier.
Not able to go running until later tonight so I’m going to to employ a cutting edge, innovative technique. I’m will record my run and blog it here before I actually do it.
OK, here goes.
Default 2 mile run this evening. Strong wind but mild temperature. Didn’t see anybody. Very dark. I sang God Save the Queen (Sex Pistols version) to keep my spirits up. A gang of owls, no, make that a parliament of owls, took umbrage over my hi viz jacket and attacked me. That’s owl pecked not hen pecked.
Alive and Running 
Like the technique ! Am hoping no editing required!
No edit needed. It happened exactly as predicted.
Pants on fire!! And I’m really guilable. I’d probably have fallen for if if you’d got your dog to sit! Mmm I’m suspisciois about your run now (not really I’ve seen your other pictures and if that really is you, you do look like a regular runner)😛
Oh dear! Am I to be disbelieved because the discount store only had standing up dalmatians instead of sitting down ones?
I am a real runner but I’m considering subcontracting out some of my daily Janathon commitments if I feel too tired.